The rules for this week's themed playlist is cover versions that totally reimagine the original. Pretty simple. Johnny Cash has been left out of the discussion, not as any sign of disrespect to the Man Himself, but rather because you probably know it already, and it's a discussion unto itself.
Apparently, especially in the late 90s or beyond, many so-called punk bands did sarcastic covers of various old classics and 80s cheese. Their voices rife with sarcasm, they plowed through "Cherish" by Madonna (a band called The Peppermint Creeps, if memory serves) or "I Fall to Pieces" by Patsy Cline (Screeching Weasel, how could you?).
And then there's that band Me First & The Gimme Gimmes who are based around that idea. My opinion: No comment. And none of that kind of thing are up for consideration anyway, because it's too stupid. Sarcasm, as they say, is the lowest form of cover versions.
Well, one exception: Off 1975's The Dictators Go Girl Crazy, we have The Dictators doing "I Got You, Babe," by Sonny & Cher. Perhaps this was the instigation of that particular movement. Well, I may hold that against Handsome Dick Manitoba and the gang, but this is a pretty decent version. And really, can you hold Scary Move XXIV against Airplane? It's not their fault the concept was taken and destroyed. Well, maybe just a little bit their fault.
Up next, we have an old Bruce Springsteen classic, "Unsatisfied Heart"...but wha?!?!?!? Are those synthesizers and faux-Euro accents I hear? Yes, they are. This is by one of my favorite bands, Vitesse, an old "bedroom" outfit that has never played a show, as far as I'm aware. I'm not sure if they're even still together, they haven't released anything in quite some time. If you're wondering what this song is from, apparently it's a Born in the USA outtake available on some Brucey compilation or reissue or whatever. Maybe I shouldn't being calling it a classic then, but screw you. Anyway, the Vitesse version appears on 2001's What Can Not Be, But Is... album.
This one is fairly well known: "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," as done by ol' Cat Power herself on The Covers Record released in 2000. Do you need to know who did the original? Ummm, GWAR, probably. This is the second most unrecognizable-based-on-the-original version you'll hear on this list. I actually really like what she's done with this one, and if iTunes (uggh) downloads are any indication, it remains one of her more popular tracks. She's still fly, by the way, even if she's (by reputation) nuts.
Do you like The Ramones? Do you think these punky covers of wimpy songs is a one way street? Well, the wimps are fighting back. Here's The Postmarks with "7-11", originally on the Ramones' Pleasant Dreams. They're doing a whole series of wispy indie-pop covers of many different sorts of songs, and this is one of my favorites.
Here's My Morning Jacket covering Elton John's "Rocket Man"!!!!! I have no real comments to make on this one. They took the campy 70s hit, and recorded it in a tin can in Tennesstucky, and ain't it just smooth as silk.
Lastly, the Whiskey Daredevils play a lovely countryfried version of "Skulls." I'm not going to tell you who it's by if you don't already know. But you should probably know, or at least have a good guess after listening. But in this version you can hear the lyrics a bit more clearly, which would make one feel ill, I guess, if the music wasn't so lovely.
Tracks 58-63 on yonder playlist.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
"Little Birdy, I Don't Care": The Difference Between Indie Pop & Punk...
...must merely be what magazine likes you. Not that this actually matters, but the band I'm going to add a couple tracks by today is a "punk" band. They're called ShellShag and they're from Brooklyn (yes, another one. Apologies to you, and to myself).
Don't get me wrong--I happen to think they're pretty pleasant regardless of arbitrary classification. But they're a punk band because they were on MRR radio one time, I think. And The Constantines are an indie band because they'll never be on there, but show up to be pummelled, masturbated, and then pummelled while being masturbated by P*tchf*rk.
To come up with a slightly better parallel, I don't think there's too much of a difference between some of these ShellShag songs and songs by, say, Saturday Looks Good to Me (who I also like). Saturday Looks Good to Me are indie pop. Right? Is it just because ShellShag say the name Joey Ramone in "Gary's Note"? What if Camera Obscura just names Stiv Bators in some song about being depressed in Scotland, will that help?
I'm being a little dishonest, if only because ShellShag have some tunes that are slightly heavier. It's called cherrypicking, and it's how I get things done, because I have no scruples.
The songs by ShellShag are "Gary's Note" and "Little Birdy" off 2007's Destroy Me I'm Yours. For comparison's sake, the songs by Saturday Looks Good to me are off 2003's All Your Summer Songs and are called "Ambulance" and, well, uh, "[Untitled]." They're from Ann Arbor, Michigan. Go Demon Deacons!
Tracks 54-57 on that thar playlist.
Don't get me wrong--I happen to think they're pretty pleasant regardless of arbitrary classification. But they're a punk band because they were on MRR radio one time, I think. And The Constantines are an indie band because they'll never be on there, but show up to be pummelled, masturbated, and then pummelled while being masturbated by P*tchf*rk.
To come up with a slightly better parallel, I don't think there's too much of a difference between some of these ShellShag songs and songs by, say, Saturday Looks Good to Me (who I also like). Saturday Looks Good to Me are indie pop. Right? Is it just because ShellShag say the name Joey Ramone in "Gary's Note"? What if Camera Obscura just names Stiv Bators in some song about being depressed in Scotland, will that help?
I'm being a little dishonest, if only because ShellShag have some tunes that are slightly heavier. It's called cherrypicking, and it's how I get things done, because I have no scruples.
The songs by ShellShag are "Gary's Note" and "Little Birdy" off 2007's Destroy Me I'm Yours. For comparison's sake, the songs by Saturday Looks Good to me are off 2003's All Your Summer Songs and are called "Ambulance" and, well, uh, "[Untitled]." They're from Ann Arbor, Michigan. Go Demon Deacons!
Tracks 54-57 on that thar playlist.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Sometimes, It Really Is Free: Forest Fire EP
I was poking around the other day and happened to catch wind of a free EP called Survival from a Brooklyn, NY (as opposed, of course, to Brooklyn, Tanzania) outfit called Forest Fire.
Now, my general opinion of Brooklyn is well known. And it's not because of Boston baseball, either. All those clowning post-college hipsters offend my New English austerity. As to the clowning charge, my evidence: Neon clothes and Max Headroom inspired sunglasses [even though he didn't wear any], skinny jeans and garish sneakers. Oh, you kids today. Anyway, I've gone off on a tangent. My apologies to Forest Fire, who probably have nothing to do with any of that and just wanted to make nice music for the nice people...unless they do in fact dress like BrokenCYDE. And it's really not their fault that The Yeah Yeah Yeahs have to exist (for some reason) anyway, so perhaps I should drop this whole Brooklyn issue. From the sounds of things, I'm guessing they do not dress like BrokenCYDE, who aren't even from New York anyway, incidentally...they're from New Mexico. And they kindly made a very strong EP available free of charge.
In yonder imeem player, please find tracks entitled "Fortune Teller" and "I Make Windows." Hey, and pay them back if they come to your town by going to the show, that's how this whole "free of charge" thing is supposed to work. If they happen to come to Boston, show them our Yankee hospitality as they try to entertain us by uncomfortably clapping (clapping is not dignified), and greet their stage banter with ten yard stares.
If you want these freebies (and a few others) for yourself: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=42401093
Tracks 52 & 53 on that there player.
Now, my general opinion of Brooklyn is well known. And it's not because of Boston baseball, either. All those clowning post-college hipsters offend my New English austerity. As to the clowning charge, my evidence: Neon clothes and Max Headroom inspired sunglasses [even though he didn't wear any], skinny jeans and garish sneakers. Oh, you kids today. Anyway, I've gone off on a tangent. My apologies to Forest Fire, who probably have nothing to do with any of that and just wanted to make nice music for the nice people...unless they do in fact dress like BrokenCYDE. And it's really not their fault that The Yeah Yeah Yeahs have to exist (for some reason) anyway, so perhaps I should drop this whole Brooklyn issue. From the sounds of things, I'm guessing they do not dress like BrokenCYDE, who aren't even from New York anyway, incidentally...they're from New Mexico. And they kindly made a very strong EP available free of charge.
In yonder imeem player, please find tracks entitled "Fortune Teller" and "I Make Windows." Hey, and pay them back if they come to your town by going to the show, that's how this whole "free of charge" thing is supposed to work. If they happen to come to Boston, show them our Yankee hospitality as they try to entertain us by uncomfortably clapping (clapping is not dignified), and greet their stage banter with ten yard stares.
If you want these freebies (and a few others) for yourself: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=42401093
Tracks 52 & 53 on that there player.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
"Stand Up Tall And Scream And Shout About It": Songs of the Week
This week's short playlist revolves around planets, not unlike forest moons and/or space garbage.
Up first, we have a live version of one of the greatest power pop punk anthems of all time: "Another Girl, Another Planet" by The Only Ones off their 1978 self-titled debut. This song is so excellent, Blink 182 tried to ruin it by covering it several years ago. It's so excellent, there are 2 entries on iTunes which rank higher by that accursed band than the original Only Ones version. B****-1** almost succeeded in destroying this song, but not quite. I've said it before: of the postmillenial (no, not the return of Jesus. Unless he came back in 2000, but I don't recall that) pop punk bands that once and for all killed the genre, I find Blink 182 one of the least objectionable. Hey, they can be pretty catchy without being 100% ball-less (only about 85%).
But you remember what a crap band they actually are when you hear them cover a song and quite literally strangle all of the life out of it. I hear their version of this classic, and I want to kill them. I've only heard their cover recently, and it's so clean, crisp, and without any personality whatsoever it's almost tragic, but entirely unexpected from the standard bearer of the current crop of personality-free SoCal style pop punk bands. However, not to worry. The Only Ones are about to teach you why this song has had such staying power. Just check the imeem player o'er yonder. To give myself away completely, I will confirm that I consider this to be one of the greatest songs ever recorded.
Next up, we have a somewhat internationally obscure band, but fairly well known in their native Ozzy, The Scientists. The Saints and Radio Birdman were more famous, but The Scientists recorded some fine material. The song is "Pissed on Another Planet" off an early EP of the same name they recorded in 1979 but wasn't released until 1990. The Scientists are a garagey pop punk band from Perth, Australia, also known as "you could travel a million miles in any direction and still be nowhere" City.
Next, Montreal ska revivalists The Planet Smashers. Please, don't kill yourself by puking yet. Ska revival is pretty worthless. Even the good bands are pretty bad. That being said, of that genre, the Planet Smashers are probably the best I know of. The song is "Blind" off their 2001 album No Self Control. I remember when this video would come on MusiquePlus when I was living in Montreal. The video featured Japanese anime cats. See?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyMubC9vgPc
I've always really liked this song, even though I fully understand I'm not allowed to like 3rd Wave ska revival and in general I support that position.
Lastly, "3rd Planet" by Modest Mouse, off 2000's The Moon & Antarctica. Of popular Modest Mouse songs, this one isn't a favorite. But when faced with an arbitrary playlist theme of one's own creation, what can one do but give in? And who is one? Is it me? I just blew my own mind.
Planets. See? I told you. Tracks 48-51 on the player to your upper right. And only this not-great MM song is a mere 30 second clip.
Up first, we have a live version of one of the greatest power pop punk anthems of all time: "Another Girl, Another Planet" by The Only Ones off their 1978 self-titled debut. This song is so excellent, Blink 182 tried to ruin it by covering it several years ago. It's so excellent, there are 2 entries on iTunes which rank higher by that accursed band than the original Only Ones version. B****-1** almost succeeded in destroying this song, but not quite. I've said it before: of the postmillenial (no, not the return of Jesus. Unless he came back in 2000, but I don't recall that) pop punk bands that once and for all killed the genre, I find Blink 182 one of the least objectionable. Hey, they can be pretty catchy without being 100% ball-less (only about 85%).
But you remember what a crap band they actually are when you hear them cover a song and quite literally strangle all of the life out of it. I hear their version of this classic, and I want to kill them. I've only heard their cover recently, and it's so clean, crisp, and without any personality whatsoever it's almost tragic, but entirely unexpected from the standard bearer of the current crop of personality-free SoCal style pop punk bands. However, not to worry. The Only Ones are about to teach you why this song has had such staying power. Just check the imeem player o'er yonder. To give myself away completely, I will confirm that I consider this to be one of the greatest songs ever recorded.
Next up, we have a somewhat internationally obscure band, but fairly well known in their native Ozzy, The Scientists. The Saints and Radio Birdman were more famous, but The Scientists recorded some fine material. The song is "Pissed on Another Planet" off an early EP of the same name they recorded in 1979 but wasn't released until 1990. The Scientists are a garagey pop punk band from Perth, Australia, also known as "you could travel a million miles in any direction and still be nowhere" City.
Next, Montreal ska revivalists The Planet Smashers. Please, don't kill yourself by puking yet. Ska revival is pretty worthless. Even the good bands are pretty bad. That being said, of that genre, the Planet Smashers are probably the best I know of. The song is "Blind" off their 2001 album No Self Control. I remember when this video would come on MusiquePlus when I was living in Montreal. The video featured Japanese anime cats. See?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyMubC9vgPc
I've always really liked this song, even though I fully understand I'm not allowed to like 3rd Wave ska revival and in general I support that position.
Lastly, "3rd Planet" by Modest Mouse, off 2000's The Moon & Antarctica. Of popular Modest Mouse songs, this one isn't a favorite. But when faced with an arbitrary playlist theme of one's own creation, what can one do but give in? And who is one? Is it me? I just blew my own mind.
Planets. See? I told you. Tracks 48-51 on the player to your upper right. And only this not-great MM song is a mere 30 second clip.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
The Great First Tracks, v. IV: "A Salty Salute" by Guided by Voices
1 minute, 29 seconds that introduced me to Guided by Voices during my first year of college. The first track on their 1995 masterpiece, Alien Lanes. Some people think the masterpiece is 1994's Bee Thousand, but some people also thought Tito successfully defeated Balkan nationalism. Not that I'm talking smack about a fine album, incidentally.
I was just coming off my weird in between years...I wasn't following punk anymore, had listened to early Bob Dylan and Pogues records virtually exclusively for a year and a half. But I was getting bored with my music and didn't know where to turn...the occassional pop punk album I bought during that weird first fall in Montreal were usually mistakes (later, cynically cashing in on teenagers Screeching Weasel...nuff sed...but did occasionally lead to a great discovery, like the virtually unheard of Basement Brats from a town in nothern Norway). I sort of liked Pavement in high school, had a soft spot for Dinosaur, Jr., but was essentially ignorant of this "indie" thing. And also a little hostile. While hippies may seem the natural enemy of people who spend a lot of time listening to the Dead Boys, I think the real answer is indie kids: like our cooler, better looking cousins, I suppose I thought at the time.
And kind of still do. But that's another story.
But anyway, I had heard of this band "Guided by Voices" forever. I would occasionally observe one of their albums...probably Bee Thousand and Alien Lanes, actually, in Newbury Comics when I was heading in to buy, oh I don't know, another fucking Furious George 7 inch. I remember at the time I got them confused with God is My Copilot, and I'm pretty sure I mistakenly thought they were some pointless Kill Rock Stars band.
I still remember where and when I bought this album back in 1998, because it was in many ways my real entryway into the shit I've been listening to since then. I had a Pavement album or two, but this was probably my first really conscious indie purchase. I was at the HMV on Rue Sainte Catherine of all places in downtown Montreal (a/k/a my least favorite part of the whole city...), and I really wanted to hear something new. Forgive my very tinny sounding old man moment, but this was at a time where a quick sample on the internet to see what a band sounds like was either not possible, or I simply had no idea such a thing existed. I saw the cover of Alien Lanes, which always made me think they might be an Afro-fusion calypso band. But I decided to take the plunge anyway. It was either that or, I dunno, probably the Lillingtons or something, so I feel very confident I made the right decision.
I took the Metro back to my much-loathed first year residence on Lionel-Groulx (a street named after an infamous Quebecois Catholic anti-Semite, but I don't wanna talk about it), gingerly made my way through one of my roommate's coke and weed mountains (I may be mentally exaggerating, but I can no longer say for certain), and put this in my ol' trusty 3-CD changer.
The smell of stale roomie weed and crusted over Kraft dinner in the sink, and perhaps the sounds of this album were additionally joined by those of our apartment's fruitflies making love...
Disarm the settlers
the new drunk drivers
have hoisted the flag
we are with you in your anger
proud brothers
who do not fret
the bus will get you there yet
to carry us to the lake
the club is open
yeah, the club is open
hey hey, the club is open
c'mon, c'mon, the club is open
c'mon, c'mon, the club is open
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, the club is open
"A Salty Salute" is not the best Guided by Voices song. Not by a long shot. I can't even imagine what my answer would be (although "Game of Pricks" or "My Fabulous Hunting Knife" off this record, "Quality of Armor" off 1992's Propeller, "I Am A Scientist" off Bee Thousand, "Drag Days" off Under the Bushes Under the Stars...you know what? Never mind.)
What was I saying? Oh yes, "A Salty Salute" is not the best GbV song. But it may be the best introduction. Short, anthemic...it sounds like something Pete Townshend should have written, if only the Who liked to record inside tin cans. While the lyrics printed above may cause the uninitiated to scratch their heads, the words of "A Salty Salute" also happen to make a hell of a lot more sense than those of the average Robert Pollard song. Enough so that you could actually get away with singing along without feeling embarrassed by the nearly meaningless gobbledy-gook coming out of your mouth.
By the way, I'm sure I'll get to this at some point in the future: Robert Pollard has some great tunes in him, but Tobin Sprout is one of the most underrated songwriters I can think of. In addition to loving most of his GbV material when he was in the band, I also own all of his solo work (generally spottier, but with some really great highlights).
Sorry to say this was again a 30 second clip. But the song is only about a minute long anyway, so it ain't such a big deal.
To sum up so far: v. I: "Disorder" by Joy Division; v. II: "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" by The Ramones; v. III: "Ghost Rider" by Suicide; v. IV: "A Salty Salute" by Guided by Voices.
I was just coming off my weird in between years...I wasn't following punk anymore, had listened to early Bob Dylan and Pogues records virtually exclusively for a year and a half. But I was getting bored with my music and didn't know where to turn...the occassional pop punk album I bought during that weird first fall in Montreal were usually mistakes (later, cynically cashing in on teenagers Screeching Weasel...nuff sed...but did occasionally lead to a great discovery, like the virtually unheard of Basement Brats from a town in nothern Norway). I sort of liked Pavement in high school, had a soft spot for Dinosaur, Jr., but was essentially ignorant of this "indie" thing. And also a little hostile. While hippies may seem the natural enemy of people who spend a lot of time listening to the Dead Boys, I think the real answer is indie kids: like our cooler, better looking cousins, I suppose I thought at the time.
And kind of still do. But that's another story.
But anyway, I had heard of this band "Guided by Voices" forever. I would occasionally observe one of their albums...probably Bee Thousand and Alien Lanes, actually, in Newbury Comics when I was heading in to buy, oh I don't know, another fucking Furious George 7 inch. I remember at the time I got them confused with God is My Copilot, and I'm pretty sure I mistakenly thought they were some pointless Kill Rock Stars band.
I still remember where and when I bought this album back in 1998, because it was in many ways my real entryway into the shit I've been listening to since then. I had a Pavement album or two, but this was probably my first really conscious indie purchase. I was at the HMV on Rue Sainte Catherine of all places in downtown Montreal (a/k/a my least favorite part of the whole city...), and I really wanted to hear something new. Forgive my very tinny sounding old man moment, but this was at a time where a quick sample on the internet to see what a band sounds like was either not possible, or I simply had no idea such a thing existed. I saw the cover of Alien Lanes, which always made me think they might be an Afro-fusion calypso band. But I decided to take the plunge anyway. It was either that or, I dunno, probably the Lillingtons or something, so I feel very confident I made the right decision.
I took the Metro back to my much-loathed first year residence on Lionel-Groulx (a street named after an infamous Quebecois Catholic anti-Semite, but I don't wanna talk about it), gingerly made my way through one of my roommate's coke and weed mountains (I may be mentally exaggerating, but I can no longer say for certain), and put this in my ol' trusty 3-CD changer.
The smell of stale roomie weed and crusted over Kraft dinner in the sink, and perhaps the sounds of this album were additionally joined by those of our apartment's fruitflies making love...
Disarm the settlers
the new drunk drivers
have hoisted the flag
we are with you in your anger
proud brothers
who do not fret
the bus will get you there yet
to carry us to the lake
the club is open
yeah, the club is open
hey hey, the club is open
c'mon, c'mon, the club is open
c'mon, c'mon, the club is open
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, the club is open
"A Salty Salute" is not the best Guided by Voices song. Not by a long shot. I can't even imagine what my answer would be (although "Game of Pricks" or "My Fabulous Hunting Knife" off this record, "Quality of Armor" off 1992's Propeller, "I Am A Scientist" off Bee Thousand, "Drag Days" off Under the Bushes Under the Stars...you know what? Never mind.)
What was I saying? Oh yes, "A Salty Salute" is not the best GbV song. But it may be the best introduction. Short, anthemic...it sounds like something Pete Townshend should have written, if only the Who liked to record inside tin cans. While the lyrics printed above may cause the uninitiated to scratch their heads, the words of "A Salty Salute" also happen to make a hell of a lot more sense than those of the average Robert Pollard song. Enough so that you could actually get away with singing along without feeling embarrassed by the nearly meaningless gobbledy-gook coming out of your mouth.
By the way, I'm sure I'll get to this at some point in the future: Robert Pollard has some great tunes in him, but Tobin Sprout is one of the most underrated songwriters I can think of. In addition to loving most of his GbV material when he was in the band, I also own all of his solo work (generally spottier, but with some really great highlights).
Sorry to say this was again a 30 second clip. But the song is only about a minute long anyway, so it ain't such a big deal.
To sum up so far: v. I: "Disorder" by Joy Division; v. II: "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" by The Ramones; v. III: "Ghost Rider" by Suicide; v. IV: "A Salty Salute" by Guided by Voices.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
"No, I Never Will Hate You, I Just Want To Show You the One Truth"; Alternatively: California, the Good, Bad & Ugly
"California holds a vital place in the American imagination."-
I don't really know what the American imagination is, and if I have one of those, or if it's some kind of collective consciousness stored with the launch codes in a mountainside in Colorado, but that sounds like the sort of thing someone would say in a situation like this. All I know is this week's songs are all about the Golden State.
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Up first, a beautiful song written by Wilco, using lyrics Woody Guthrie never got to use, from the truly classic Mermaid Avenue album by the aforementioned band and Billy Bragg. If not for an absolutely awe inspiring track entitled "Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key," one of my favorite songs ever recorded, this song would steal the scene from the ol' Bard of Barking. After hearing a song like "California Stars," who wouldn't want to get in their car, forget their Eastern troubles, and spend some a pensive lifetime in the Redwoods, looking skywards? Yes, driving from the East to those California Stars these days might cost a year's salary per fill up, but Woody Guthrie don't care none. Cuz he's dead. Isn't California the epitome of our collective American dream, not to mention the "vital place it holds in the American imagination?"
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Well, don't listen to the next song, then. Exeter, New Hampshire's own The Queers were just about fed up with all this California bullshit when Grow Up came out in 1990. Joe King reminds us all that, with his muddled thinking after spending some time on the Left Coast (perhaps with the aid of some heroin), that he "must have Coppertone on my brain."
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"So goodbye California, it's really been nice. Goodbye California, goodbye California, wake up or die." For what it's worth, this remains my favorite Queers song of all time. Come to think of it and looking around this list (and some very famous songs left off), songs about that megastate on the left part of the map have several standouts.
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So, Joe and the boys didn't care for California. Fuck it, Nantasket Beach is just as beautiful as Malibu in a way, if by "in a way" you mean you love watching syringes that washed down the Mystic River from a Chelsea methodone clinic wash ashore. That's a long trip, guy.
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Yeah, so the syringes aren't sounding so hot, and the North Atlantic is like 40 degrees in July. Maybe, despite "Goodbye California," I can make my peace with California. Wait? What? The Showcase Showdown didn't like it either? But isn't "213" simply vaguely anti-West Coast and never explicitly mentions the state of CA? What's that? You just wanted to find an excuse to play Boston's finest 90s punk band? Fine.
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I'm off California. It certainly doesn't make me feel in a dreamlike state where anything is possible, including but not limited to prog rock. But then I hear "California Dreamer" by Wolf Parade, off At Mount Zoomer, and at such a convenient time. This is may be my favorite track off the new album, but it is, in fact, VERY prog, and not for everybody. You need to be patient with it, listen to it a few times, and maybe you'll dream of California your own damn self.
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Up 5th (yes, this is a longer list), a truly lovely Frank Black solo track called "California Bound," from which this post gets one of its several titles. What many people don't know about ol' Black Francis Frank Black Charles Thompson IV is that he was raised by a very religious stepfather in southern California. That certainly influenced his songwriting, including this song. What many people do know is virtually every Pixies song includes references to either violence, sex, or weird biblical imagery, often all three. This song seems to be the story of born agains on a conversion campaign through California. No violent apocalypse. Well, except maybe at the end when he says "God willing I won't put you in the ground."
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Up 6th, one of the greatest and sadly forgotten punky poppy new wave tracks. Forgotten, that is, by most people who were not 20, into New Wave, and living in Los Angeles in the early 80s. "The Earthquake Song," by The Little Girls. I love this song. Whenever I start to forget why, as a child, I ever started to listen to music in the first place, it's songs like this that remind me why I do. Dumb, fun, and even makes a boring wallflower like myself want to move, at least a little. It includes some of the most ridiculous lyrics ever, including:
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There's gonna be an earthquake in this town
there will be houses falling down
the fire hydrants will blow up
the streets will crack, the pipes will pop
it's gonna kill my mom and dad
they are the only folks I have
but they better not blame me, cuz it's not my fault!
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Despite my irrational New English fear of constant, deadly earthquakes, makes me want to move out there so maybe I too, can "hope I don't wipe out in East LA."
So how about "California Uber Alles" by The Dead Kennedys instead? Do you know what this song is? It is the most dated track of all time, and it's meaning doesn't age well or make much sense. Sure, "Johnny Are You Queer?" by Josie Cotton hasn't aged well either for different reasons, but this one is laughable to anyone who knows anything about anything. Picture this: you're Jello Biafra. It's the very late 70s. You've grown quite tired of the vaguely hippie, but still corporate-affirming and status quo of the Jerry Browns of the world, and the ineffectual feel good of Jimmy Carter. The hippies are going to take over, and make everyone a soupy brained conformist, right? That's coming round the bend? No, dear, dear, stupid DKs. Ronald Fucking Reagan was coming around the bend, and now we're all in hell.
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Still a pretty raging classic, though.
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Lastly, "Sink with Kalifornija" by Youth Brigade, released in 1984. It may be the greatest Youth Brigade song ever. In my estimation, that's not really saying anything. Good song, though.
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Enjoy. Tracks 39-46 on that there player to the upper right. Scroll to the bottom, or listen to some past additions if you like. Yes, that was 8 songs.
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Honorable mentions: "California Girls" by the Beach Boys, everything else ever by the Beach Boys, another "California Girls" by Magnetic Fields, "California Dreamin'" by the Mommas and the Poppas (beyond beautiful...especially how smoking Michelle Phillips was in those days...and she co-wrote it!), "San Bernardino" by the Mountain Goats, "California Sun" by The Rivieras and the Ramones cover version, and let's just pretend that Tupac & Dre song too, even though I don't like that one.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Unforgiveable; Alternatively: The Secret Shame; Alternatively: The Most Cliched Subject Of All Time
A short collection of bands--or, in certain cases simply individual tracks by bands that aren't themselves completely unredeemable--that I am ashamed to like.
Please don't get me wrong. Again, at least one of these artists aren't so terrible as to merit such self-loathing, but the song sure as feck is. Another band present has a legion of followers and the song listed is one of their most popular songs--but all of those people are wrong, and I'm ashamed of myself. Anyway, let's not belabor this any further.
It's not that I love any of these songs (that's not true--I do love one of them, but I won't tell which), but rather I feel myself enjoying them when they're on, matched with an equal or greater part of sickness that I imagine is akin to gettin' off the horse, if we're speaking the same language, you and I. If they come on the radio, I'm not changing the channel, but turning it up--unless the windows are down and I hit a red light with other humanoids within earshot, in which case I'd turn it way, way, way down.
Let's lay down some ground rules. When I say ashamed, I mean ashamed. Personally upset with myself. Not embarrassed due to the idiocy of my peers. For example, nothing by Alphaville makes this list, because despite the fact their brand of synthy pop is considered rather passe, they were actually a good band. "Jerusalem," Big in Japan," "Fallen Angel," even "Forever Young," all good songs from a genre that was not long for this world (even the current wave of synthy stuff and that which came about earlier this decade were nowhere near as ball-less as this). Speaking of which, Belinda Carlisle type shit doesn't count either. Telling someone not to get some kind of sugar rush off the hooks in those 80s pop songs is not unlike giving someone a crack pipe but insisting that when that sweet, sweet rock hits their lungs, they will themselves into not getting high. It's a trick, those songs, but the trick works. You can't will yourself unhigh when crack's in the equation, y'know? So they don't count either, I'm as helpless a victim as anyone else.
I will leave them unlabeled, forcing people not at work computers to hit the Youtube links to see what is being referred to. In no particular order:
#1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E14difCPvtA
This is not an unredeemable band, despite the last, oh, 20 or so years. Believe me. Their first five albums all stand up if you have any affection for "classic" rock. Well, I did in middle school. In any event, while you can argue with me on my position on the early career of the band in question, you can't argue with me on this point: this song sucks. It's really, really awful. I'd almost go as far as to say it's everything that's wrong with everything, but that leaves out genocide, so maybe it's an overstatement. But if this song happens to come across a Sirius channel, I'd let it play. I like the guitar during the chorus. This song was once, in about 1993 or so, in my collection. It is no longer, because if I ever put it on the ol' Mp3 player, I'd never forgive myself. Especially if I rated it 5 stars.
#2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y
During my frosh week (what the shit is a "frosh"?) back in 1998, we took a St. Lawrence river cruise sponsored by Molson, because you can drink at 18 in Quebec (actually, you can drink at 3, as long as a cop's serving you). On that boat cruise, they played this song. Everyone from Boston who happened to be entering the Queen of the Colleges seemed kind of pumped or something--as if this song proved to these poor, poor Canadians how tough the ol' home city is (even though we were from, like, Sudbury, Wellesley and Dover). However, this group is not from Boston. Not even a little. Additionally, they're from Long Island. Even more additionally, this song is stupid.
#3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=m4jLHxbX3NA
Ugh. They say 1995 was better than today, and by they, I usually mean me, but in disguise. I've heard this is called "post-grunge." I've also heard that if you were to compare this song to any of it's popular equivalents released between probably 1999-2008, it might win in a bloody barfight. Well probably, but that's more of a condemnation of popular music for the last decade than a compliment to this song. I hated this song at the time, but I was at the height of my punk rock attitude problem about music in '95. But even then, as now, I can't help but want to put it on repeat if I happen to hear it. The lead singer's a douchebag, the song seems to simply be a Xerox of a thousand other songs, and it stinks of phony. But you can't fight city hall, or whatever they call city halls in the UK (hint: Castle Greyskull).
#4: http://youtube.com/watch?v=AfhiNBC9yM4
I really have nothing to say. This CD was discovered in my car more than once, where I sheepishly laughed it off. I mean, it's kind of post modern or something. "We can like him because it's all a joke, right?" I don't think he's joking, and even if he was, it wouldn't matter. Here's something that isn't a joke: Pitchfork gave this album a rating of 0.6, maybe not literally their lowest rating ever, but definitely the lowest I've ever seen. Not that they make the rules, man: they like the Fiery Furnances, for fuck's sake, a 0.0 album outfit if ever I've heard one. But they were probably right on this count. This is kind of outrageous: if it's a joke, I'm getting awfully tired of PoMo jokes like this, and if it isn't...well, queue shocked silence. But this song kind of kicks ass. I don't like people to know I think so, or else I laugh it off in exactly that jaded, sarcastic manner which annoys me so much.
#5: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8jJWQkVgDs4
I have very little to say about this one. In certain ways, it is the most embarrassing addition to the list. And the more recent a truly awful song you've found some space in your head for, the harder it is to brush it off as a lark or rescuing something from years gone by that got a bad rap it didn't deserve. This song deserves it's bad rap: it's almost everything I hate about the pop punk that came about after my Queers, Screeching Weasel, et al, heyday of the stuff. It's flimsy, flabby, worthless crap. On top of that, the guy's voice is truly horrible. Beyond horrible. It's hard not to get annoyed by this song. For what it's worth, the part that I like is not the verses but the chorus, not that this will help me out too terribly much.
#6: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUz5zXywhY
Maybe the most predictable addition to the list, and for that reason I almost didn't consider adding it. I mean, who wouldn't roll their eyes at themselves for liking this song for the last 34 odd years? It's a punchline in romantic comedies to love/hate this band--although I really don't like the band, only this one song. It's nothing new, and there's nothing else to say about it. However, I do have a confession: I have this song on my iPod, which is in itself unremarkable and not really worth mentioning. But it is literally the only song "hidden" on the entire thing. And I have some shit songs on there ("Back for Good" by Take That comes to mind). Yet, this is sort of like that old standup comedy set up about hiding your computer porn in a file named something like "2003 State Tax Forms." It is hidden in a very weird place, actually, as the band it's hidden under is maybe more embarrassing than this one. Quick hint: they're also on this list. Not named "2003 State Tax Forms," but that sounds like a good idea.
#7: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQfqSWe8eVE
This song played at my Bar Mitzvah. It played at alot of Bar Mitzvahs in 1993. At another Bar Mitzvah, in fact, I won a cassette single of this song during a dance contest. I can't believe it either. A friend and I briefly considered dressing up like this band for senior dress up day in high school (I believe some primitive cultures call that Halloween), only to see if anyone would still remember and recognize the effort. I'm undecided as to whether this song is good enough to not have to feel ashamed of. Give me another few years to mull it over--it's only been about 15 at this point, and I don't want to rush anything.
#8: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qcaf0UJNfCM
I'm not sure if this one counts. Not only because it's clearly not exactly pop music, but because it has at least or more to do with the context than the piece of music itself. I mean, it's basically just a lovely little piano ditty, and there's no real reason to feel too much pain over enjoying it. But it's where it COMES FROM. It's what it represents. It's why I know it, and why it makes me sad to hear it. The composer of this piece also adds to this challenging context: he writes swelling, overly sentimental pieces of music for a lot of movies, not just this one, with the intention of forcing you to sniffle even if the screenwriting and performances don't seem to quite merit it. And it works. Sniffle.
#9: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5NEE8oURdM0
Some people would be outraged that I've placed this band, and this song, on a list like this. It's sort of crazy, if you grew up a little differently than I did. But I grew up in a certain Massachusetts suburb, and went to a high school that might very well have been the basis for Dazed & Confused, at least while I was there. I was listening to the Dead Boys at the time, so I wasn't quite driving at that speed. I can't stand hippie shit, even today. Actually, it's funny, because a lot of what I listen to now is only one step removed from this very sort of hippie music...but that one step is essential for my fragile psyche. So, despite the fact that I like Band of Horses, My Morning Jacket, even some Devendra fucking Barnhart, I loathe this band. I can't help it. And this song & video says so much about why. But it is the one song by this band (literally the one and only) that I will listen to, and while protesting, for some reason never change the channel. Just keep my hand hovering above the button, fakin' like I'm about to "put myself out of my misery," but letting these old bastards do their bullshit first, as I kind of half-appreciate it, if only for a couple minutes.
#10: http://youtube.com/watch?v=n47OvuvRuAU
Oh, fucking whatever.
Please don't get me wrong. Again, at least one of these artists aren't so terrible as to merit such self-loathing, but the song sure as feck is. Another band present has a legion of followers and the song listed is one of their most popular songs--but all of those people are wrong, and I'm ashamed of myself. Anyway, let's not belabor this any further.
It's not that I love any of these songs (that's not true--I do love one of them, but I won't tell which), but rather I feel myself enjoying them when they're on, matched with an equal or greater part of sickness that I imagine is akin to gettin' off the horse, if we're speaking the same language, you and I. If they come on the radio, I'm not changing the channel, but turning it up--unless the windows are down and I hit a red light with other humanoids within earshot, in which case I'd turn it way, way, way down.
Let's lay down some ground rules. When I say ashamed, I mean ashamed. Personally upset with myself. Not embarrassed due to the idiocy of my peers. For example, nothing by Alphaville makes this list, because despite the fact their brand of synthy pop is considered rather passe, they were actually a good band. "Jerusalem," Big in Japan," "Fallen Angel," even "Forever Young," all good songs from a genre that was not long for this world (even the current wave of synthy stuff and that which came about earlier this decade were nowhere near as ball-less as this). Speaking of which, Belinda Carlisle type shit doesn't count either. Telling someone not to get some kind of sugar rush off the hooks in those 80s pop songs is not unlike giving someone a crack pipe but insisting that when that sweet, sweet rock hits their lungs, they will themselves into not getting high. It's a trick, those songs, but the trick works. You can't will yourself unhigh when crack's in the equation, y'know? So they don't count either, I'm as helpless a victim as anyone else.
I will leave them unlabeled, forcing people not at work computers to hit the Youtube links to see what is being referred to. In no particular order:
#1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E14difCPvtA
This is not an unredeemable band, despite the last, oh, 20 or so years. Believe me. Their first five albums all stand up if you have any affection for "classic" rock. Well, I did in middle school. In any event, while you can argue with me on my position on the early career of the band in question, you can't argue with me on this point: this song sucks. It's really, really awful. I'd almost go as far as to say it's everything that's wrong with everything, but that leaves out genocide, so maybe it's an overstatement. But if this song happens to come across a Sirius channel, I'd let it play. I like the guitar during the chorus. This song was once, in about 1993 or so, in my collection. It is no longer, because if I ever put it on the ol' Mp3 player, I'd never forgive myself. Especially if I rated it 5 stars.
#2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y
During my frosh week (what the shit is a "frosh"?) back in 1998, we took a St. Lawrence river cruise sponsored by Molson, because you can drink at 18 in Quebec (actually, you can drink at 3, as long as a cop's serving you). On that boat cruise, they played this song. Everyone from Boston who happened to be entering the Queen of the Colleges seemed kind of pumped or something--as if this song proved to these poor, poor Canadians how tough the ol' home city is (even though we were from, like, Sudbury, Wellesley and Dover). However, this group is not from Boston. Not even a little. Additionally, they're from Long Island. Even more additionally, this song is stupid.
#3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=m4jLHxbX3NA
Ugh. They say 1995 was better than today, and by they, I usually mean me, but in disguise. I've heard this is called "post-grunge." I've also heard that if you were to compare this song to any of it's popular equivalents released between probably 1999-2008, it might win in a bloody barfight. Well probably, but that's more of a condemnation of popular music for the last decade than a compliment to this song. I hated this song at the time, but I was at the height of my punk rock attitude problem about music in '95. But even then, as now, I can't help but want to put it on repeat if I happen to hear it. The lead singer's a douchebag, the song seems to simply be a Xerox of a thousand other songs, and it stinks of phony. But you can't fight city hall, or whatever they call city halls in the UK (hint: Castle Greyskull).
#4: http://youtube.com/watch?v=AfhiNBC9yM4
I really have nothing to say. This CD was discovered in my car more than once, where I sheepishly laughed it off. I mean, it's kind of post modern or something. "We can like him because it's all a joke, right?" I don't think he's joking, and even if he was, it wouldn't matter. Here's something that isn't a joke: Pitchfork gave this album a rating of 0.6, maybe not literally their lowest rating ever, but definitely the lowest I've ever seen. Not that they make the rules, man: they like the Fiery Furnances, for fuck's sake, a 0.0 album outfit if ever I've heard one. But they were probably right on this count. This is kind of outrageous: if it's a joke, I'm getting awfully tired of PoMo jokes like this, and if it isn't...well, queue shocked silence. But this song kind of kicks ass. I don't like people to know I think so, or else I laugh it off in exactly that jaded, sarcastic manner which annoys me so much.
#5: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8jJWQkVgDs4
I have very little to say about this one. In certain ways, it is the most embarrassing addition to the list. And the more recent a truly awful song you've found some space in your head for, the harder it is to brush it off as a lark or rescuing something from years gone by that got a bad rap it didn't deserve. This song deserves it's bad rap: it's almost everything I hate about the pop punk that came about after my Queers, Screeching Weasel, et al, heyday of the stuff. It's flimsy, flabby, worthless crap. On top of that, the guy's voice is truly horrible. Beyond horrible. It's hard not to get annoyed by this song. For what it's worth, the part that I like is not the verses but the chorus, not that this will help me out too terribly much.
#6: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUz5zXywhY
Maybe the most predictable addition to the list, and for that reason I almost didn't consider adding it. I mean, who wouldn't roll their eyes at themselves for liking this song for the last 34 odd years? It's a punchline in romantic comedies to love/hate this band--although I really don't like the band, only this one song. It's nothing new, and there's nothing else to say about it. However, I do have a confession: I have this song on my iPod, which is in itself unremarkable and not really worth mentioning. But it is literally the only song "hidden" on the entire thing. And I have some shit songs on there ("Back for Good" by Take That comes to mind). Yet, this is sort of like that old standup comedy set up about hiding your computer porn in a file named something like "2003 State Tax Forms." It is hidden in a very weird place, actually, as the band it's hidden under is maybe more embarrassing than this one. Quick hint: they're also on this list. Not named "2003 State Tax Forms," but that sounds like a good idea.
#7: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQfqSWe8eVE
This song played at my Bar Mitzvah. It played at alot of Bar Mitzvahs in 1993. At another Bar Mitzvah, in fact, I won a cassette single of this song during a dance contest. I can't believe it either. A friend and I briefly considered dressing up like this band for senior dress up day in high school (I believe some primitive cultures call that Halloween), only to see if anyone would still remember and recognize the effort. I'm undecided as to whether this song is good enough to not have to feel ashamed of. Give me another few years to mull it over--it's only been about 15 at this point, and I don't want to rush anything.
#8: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qcaf0UJNfCM
I'm not sure if this one counts. Not only because it's clearly not exactly pop music, but because it has at least or more to do with the context than the piece of music itself. I mean, it's basically just a lovely little piano ditty, and there's no real reason to feel too much pain over enjoying it. But it's where it COMES FROM. It's what it represents. It's why I know it, and why it makes me sad to hear it. The composer of this piece also adds to this challenging context: he writes swelling, overly sentimental pieces of music for a lot of movies, not just this one, with the intention of forcing you to sniffle even if the screenwriting and performances don't seem to quite merit it. And it works. Sniffle.
#9: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5NEE8oURdM0
Some people would be outraged that I've placed this band, and this song, on a list like this. It's sort of crazy, if you grew up a little differently than I did. But I grew up in a certain Massachusetts suburb, and went to a high school that might very well have been the basis for Dazed & Confused, at least while I was there. I was listening to the Dead Boys at the time, so I wasn't quite driving at that speed. I can't stand hippie shit, even today. Actually, it's funny, because a lot of what I listen to now is only one step removed from this very sort of hippie music...but that one step is essential for my fragile psyche. So, despite the fact that I like Band of Horses, My Morning Jacket, even some Devendra fucking Barnhart, I loathe this band. I can't help it. And this song & video says so much about why. But it is the one song by this band (literally the one and only) that I will listen to, and while protesting, for some reason never change the channel. Just keep my hand hovering above the button, fakin' like I'm about to "put myself out of my misery," but letting these old bastards do their bullshit first, as I kind of half-appreciate it, if only for a couple minutes.
#10: http://youtube.com/watch?v=n47OvuvRuAU
Oh, fucking whatever.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
America, America Is Killing Its Youth: The Great First Tracks, v. III--"Ghost Rider" by Suicide
Alas, the version on yonder player (track #38) is only a 30 second clip. Hence, this helpful YouTube link to the real deal: http://youtube.com/watch?v=a224CkygvR4
If you thought the Ramones must have sounded like something new-yet-familiar when their first album came out, I wonder how people reacted to Suicide. Many of their songs could have been recorded in 1958, but they're sparse, electro, weird...and lest I forget to mention it, Alan Vega seems kind of--how to put this in order not to disrespect artists--well, offputtingly insane.
As they often like to say, nobody ever liked Suicide, but they seemed to influence everybody. Even Bruce Springsteen was supposedly a fan.
Track 1, Side 1, 1977's self-titled debut album: "Ghost Rider." This song always rids me of those inconvenient annoyances known as feelings, as all sparse, dark, synthie numbers are known to do. The needle hits the vinyl, and your greeted with something that sounds like an evil, sociopathic, futuristic version of doo wop and 60s boy bands (edit: actually, I don't know what I was talking about. That may be true of other Suicide songs, but not this one. I'd prefer to say it's like a cyborg Eddie Cochran writing the themesong for that bad guy in The Terminator). I don't know in what other way to describe it. I should mention, as hard as it is for many people to understand, that "Ghost Rider" is one of my favorite songs. I listen to this on my headphones as I go about my day and I feel badass. And I'm really, really, really not. Odd, maybe.
The first and most famous of the New York No Wave bands, and pretty much the only one I ever liked. To which people say, but the Liars are kind of No Wave! To which I say: exactly. No Wave is way too New York, way too arty, and way too dumb. But hey, Suicide were pretty good! Have you ever heard "Cheree"? It's kind of like if Frankie Valli was German, got addicted to heroin, and sang a 4 Seasons song in an alley behind ABC No Rio for a couple of quarters. Quarters with which to buy smack.
Which reminds me: enjoy "Ghost Rider"!!! This song is--to demonstrate how articulate I can be about music--really intense. Again, try the Youtube version, imeem screwed me: http://youtube.com/watch?v=a224CkygvR4
Ghostrider, motorcycle hero
Bebebebebebebe he's lookin so cute
Sneakin round round round in a blue jumpsuit
Ghostrider motorcycle hero
Bebebebebebebe he's a-blazin away
Packing stars stars stars in the universe
Ghostrider motorcycle hero
Bebebebebebebe he's a-screaming the truth
America, America is killing its youth
Bebebebebebebe he's a-screaming away
America, America is killing its youth
America, America is killing its youth
Ghostrider
Ghostrider
Friday, July 11, 2008
Wherein I Introduce To You The Dumbest Article Ever To Appear On A Music Website
Sweet merciful Jesus, Popmatters.com. You've really outdone yourself this time.
I occasionally visit that website. Only occasionally, because I'm of the opinion that while pretention is generally an ugly characteristic, it can be pulled off if you actually have taste to back it up, and ol' Popmatters most certainly do not. So, they can continue to do Cultural Studies backed breakdowns of 4 Non-Blondes remasterings (what does it MEAN, in a post-Foucauldian framework, to BE a "non" blonde? And what is this thing I speak of, to "be"?). Or perhaps just tell us what sociologists might observe in Kung Fu Panda, followed by a discussion of "the new textualism," whatever the fuck that means.
In any event, now I'm actually pissed off, because the following link is just about as dumb (and did I mention pretentious?) as anything I've ever read about punk music.
http://www.popmatters.com/pm/feature/57020/blink-182-no-sell-out/
Here's a choice sample:
People tend to think in terms of polar opposites, as anthropologist Claude Levi-Strauss famously observed. He argued that our worldviews are structured in terms of opposites that organize our experience. But the poststructuralists who came after him pointed out that seeing the world in black and white is overly simplistic. The practice of deconstruction reveals that these dichotomies are actually also affinities, that the opposites rely on each other in order to mean anything at all.
And that's fine. Seriously, saying pop & punk can be reconciled because of some Claude Levi-Strauss theorem about dichotomies being affinities: I could just happily pretend I didn't hear you say that and move on. Therefore, the argument goes, Johnny Rotten's complaints about Blink 182 are ill founded, because while the Sex Pistols were apparently a real punk band (huh?) and Johnny Rotten ever knew anything about punk rock between 1978-2008 (wha'?), when Blink 182 invented pop punk (say-say-say-say whaAaaA?), they were, y'know, validated by poststructuralism or whatever.
Oh, Housley, you magnificent bastard. Have you ever heard of the Ramones? Yes, of course you have. Have you ever HEARD the Ramones? They were, arguably, the first punk band (y'see, buddy, it sort of depends on how you characterize the Stooges, the MC5, the New York Dolls, maybe the Sonics...oh, nevermind). Their first album was released in 1976. That was kind of a long time ago. Does their music, perhaps, sound poppy to you? Does it sound like--despite the driving guitars, ferocious time and crazy lyrics--maybe it's using conventional pop and rock song structures, kind of like if the Beach Boys were from Queens and dropped out of high school?
Or let's go even further back in time. Ever heard of the Modern Lovers? Not exactly the most obscure band in the world, I'm not asking you if you've heard of a band that provided a bonus track to a reissue of a Killed by Death compilation that only released one song on audio cassette. You know: the Modern Lovers. Actually, your realest punk band ever, the Sex Pistols (WHAT?!?!?), a/k/a Walt Disney prezeeeents the Sex Pistols, even covered "Road Runner." Yeah, well, depending on who you ask, they were either a punk band or protopunk. Well, everything off their first album was recorded in 1972. Released a bit later, but that's when it was recorded. Does any of it sound, hmmm, maybe like it's kind of poppy? Maybe, let's say, a poppy kind of punk? What should we call that? Can we call it down the middle and say "pop punk"? Just checking. That sounds like a useful term. Oh yeah, how about the fucking Vibrators, for the love of God? THE BUZZCOCKS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? They were the poppiest thing ever. How about the goddamned Undertones? None of these bands are the slightest bit obscure if you've ever heard of punk before Jacques Derrida's corpse bought you your first Simple Plan album.
But forget the first wave, maybe they don't count. Let's not count them. Seems like an arbitrary decision, but fine. Let's deal with that vast wasteland between 1979-2000 or 1999 or whenever the hell it is Blink-182 broke and also invented pop punk. Or maybe Green Day helped invent it back in '94, though you never really mentioned that (which is fine, because it would just have been additional bullshit). Either way, they brought back punk music and made it poppy, because it had gone extinct in the meantime and all sounded like Crass, apparently. You can go look up Crass in the index of your postmodern reader, if you must.
Anyway, consider this like a library list of bands you should look into before your next opus on this subject: Social Distortion (70s-90s), Naked Raygun (80s), The Descendents (80s-90s), Screeching Weasel (80s-90s), Gaunt (90s), the Queers (80s-90s), The Vindictives (90s), The Parasites (90s), the Beatnik Termites (90s), Weston (90s), Jawbreaker (90s), The Invalids (90s), The Mr. T Experience (80s-90s), virtually everything on Lookout!, Pop Mutant, or Mint Records... That is not exactly an exhaustive list by any stretch of the imagination, by the way, just off the top of my head albums that happen to be sitting across the room from me. Hey even NOFX (maybe especially them, if we're talking the Southern California version of pop punk, which I sort of hate). They got together in 1983, for what it's worth, so they weren't just stealing Blink 182's poststructuralist "invention," if anyone requires that clarification. With the exception of NOFX, none of these pop punk bands--pop punk being a well established genre of punk music since the 1970s, for fuck's sake, I must remind you--sound exactly like Blink 182. Some are more Ramonesy, more Chicago style, etc. Blink 182 do, however, sound almost exactly like some NOFX songs, because, y'know, they were WRITING A FORM OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA POP PUNK MUSIC THAT WAS WELL ESTABLISHED BEFORE THEY WERE OUT OF FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL.
Blink 182 didn't invent anything. In the interest of full disclosure, they were a halfway decent band, they wrote some hooky stuff, if not exactly my cup of tea. However, they didn't usher us into a poststructualist, ney, even a post-poststructuralsit utopia in which anything is possible--because "pop" and "punk" were finally together despite how mindblowing that is to people without your particular variety of masters degree. Have you ever HEARD "Oh, Oh, I Love Her So" by the Ramones? Seriously. Don't ask John "Rotten" Lydon's opinion. He doesn't fucking know anything. I used to be in grad school myself, and one of the keys to sourcing something halfway decently is to find a source that has the slightest idea what the hell they're talking about. Y'know, this isn't exactly an anti-intellectual thing, because: (A.) You're ignorant, so it doesn't apply; (B.) I'm actually glancing over at my bookshelf at an ol' winner titled Gendered Strife & Confusion. Oh yeah, I've done the grad school thing, chief.
Anyway, the following paragraph implies--if a little late--that he may be talking about popularity and a pop sound rather than a pop sound exclusively, which the earlier part of the essay shows is not in fact true, but I digress & will happily pretend that's the argument:
The core of Rotten’s and others’ resentment of pop punk was in the new prominence of the punk aesthetic in pop culture. The backlash against Blink 182 was the last throes of an identity crisis, a desperate attempt to keep the purity of the old categories by denying the punkness of something popular. But denouncements of pop punk didn’t kill it. Appeals to the virtues of the original punk mentality fell largely on deaf ears.
Whatever, dude. The Ramones tried to break their whole career. They were in movies. Their famous t-shirt is iconic in the US and around the world. They've been on movie & television soundtracks for 30 years. Their earliest albums make it into "top albums of all time" lists all the fucking time. Social D got a shitload of radio play in the 80s and 90s, "Story of My Life" was a video on MTV in 1990, and they were on Sony Records for chrissakes. I should mention "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen was also popular on MTV in those days, although I'm going to guess you've never heard of them either. Screeching Weasel & the Queers sold quite well for punk bands (and remember when what's-his-face from Green Day wore that Screeching Weasel t-shirt for, like, an entire tour back in '94/'95?), and influenced bands all over the place.
Despite the pretentiousness of the essay--which would be fine if you knew what you were talking about, I guess--you have no idea what you're talking about. Really. REALLY. Instead of being offended, take a deep breath and save the cultural studies analysis for something you actually know something about, it tends to work better that way. Then you can actually get away with scoffing at charges of pretentiousness, because your "scholarship" (reminder: we're talking about Blink 182, in case anyone forgot) wouldn't be an abject failure.
In closing, I'd like all of my friends to understand why I'm quite literally about to commit suicide. After reading it, maybe you'll understand. Before shooting myself, I do, of course plan on examining what Wittgenstein might have to say about the dialogue in The Wire teleplays and submitting to Pop Matters, but after that:
The old narratives of “punk”—as philosophically impossible as all narratives, even in its inception—could no longer hold together in light of a radically new culture. The old pop/punk opposition no longer fit, and pop punk, the manifestation of pop culture’s deconstruction, left the constraining categories behind. Blink 182 may be able to do the same for you.
Jesus Christ.
I occasionally visit that website. Only occasionally, because I'm of the opinion that while pretention is generally an ugly characteristic, it can be pulled off if you actually have taste to back it up, and ol' Popmatters most certainly do not. So, they can continue to do Cultural Studies backed breakdowns of 4 Non-Blondes remasterings (what does it MEAN, in a post-Foucauldian framework, to BE a "non" blonde? And what is this thing I speak of, to "be"?). Or perhaps just tell us what sociologists might observe in Kung Fu Panda, followed by a discussion of "the new textualism," whatever the fuck that means.
In any event, now I'm actually pissed off, because the following link is just about as dumb (and did I mention pretentious?) as anything I've ever read about punk music.
http://www.popmatters.com/pm/feature/57020/blink-182-no-sell-out/
Here's a choice sample:
People tend to think in terms of polar opposites, as anthropologist Claude Levi-Strauss famously observed. He argued that our worldviews are structured in terms of opposites that organize our experience. But the poststructuralists who came after him pointed out that seeing the world in black and white is overly simplistic. The practice of deconstruction reveals that these dichotomies are actually also affinities, that the opposites rely on each other in order to mean anything at all.
And that's fine. Seriously, saying pop & punk can be reconciled because of some Claude Levi-Strauss theorem about dichotomies being affinities: I could just happily pretend I didn't hear you say that and move on. Therefore, the argument goes, Johnny Rotten's complaints about Blink 182 are ill founded, because while the Sex Pistols were apparently a real punk band (huh?) and Johnny Rotten ever knew anything about punk rock between 1978-2008 (wha'?), when Blink 182 invented pop punk (say-say-say-say whaAaaA?), they were, y'know, validated by poststructuralism or whatever.
Oh, Housley, you magnificent bastard. Have you ever heard of the Ramones? Yes, of course you have. Have you ever HEARD the Ramones? They were, arguably, the first punk band (y'see, buddy, it sort of depends on how you characterize the Stooges, the MC5, the New York Dolls, maybe the Sonics...oh, nevermind). Their first album was released in 1976. That was kind of a long time ago. Does their music, perhaps, sound poppy to you? Does it sound like--despite the driving guitars, ferocious time and crazy lyrics--maybe it's using conventional pop and rock song structures, kind of like if the Beach Boys were from Queens and dropped out of high school?
Or let's go even further back in time. Ever heard of the Modern Lovers? Not exactly the most obscure band in the world, I'm not asking you if you've heard of a band that provided a bonus track to a reissue of a Killed by Death compilation that only released one song on audio cassette. You know: the Modern Lovers. Actually, your realest punk band ever, the Sex Pistols (WHAT?!?!?), a/k/a Walt Disney prezeeeents the Sex Pistols, even covered "Road Runner." Yeah, well, depending on who you ask, they were either a punk band or protopunk. Well, everything off their first album was recorded in 1972. Released a bit later, but that's when it was recorded. Does any of it sound, hmmm, maybe like it's kind of poppy? Maybe, let's say, a poppy kind of punk? What should we call that? Can we call it down the middle and say "pop punk"? Just checking. That sounds like a useful term. Oh yeah, how about the fucking Vibrators, for the love of God? THE BUZZCOCKS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? They were the poppiest thing ever. How about the goddamned Undertones? None of these bands are the slightest bit obscure if you've ever heard of punk before Jacques Derrida's corpse bought you your first Simple Plan album.
But forget the first wave, maybe they don't count. Let's not count them. Seems like an arbitrary decision, but fine. Let's deal with that vast wasteland between 1979-2000 or 1999 or whenever the hell it is Blink-182 broke and also invented pop punk. Or maybe Green Day helped invent it back in '94, though you never really mentioned that (which is fine, because it would just have been additional bullshit). Either way, they brought back punk music and made it poppy, because it had gone extinct in the meantime and all sounded like Crass, apparently. You can go look up Crass in the index of your postmodern reader, if you must.
Anyway, consider this like a library list of bands you should look into before your next opus on this subject: Social Distortion (70s-90s), Naked Raygun (80s), The Descendents (80s-90s), Screeching Weasel (80s-90s), Gaunt (90s), the Queers (80s-90s), The Vindictives (90s), The Parasites (90s), the Beatnik Termites (90s), Weston (90s), Jawbreaker (90s), The Invalids (90s), The Mr. T Experience (80s-90s), virtually everything on Lookout!, Pop Mutant, or Mint Records... That is not exactly an exhaustive list by any stretch of the imagination, by the way, just off the top of my head albums that happen to be sitting across the room from me. Hey even NOFX (maybe especially them, if we're talking the Southern California version of pop punk, which I sort of hate). They got together in 1983, for what it's worth, so they weren't just stealing Blink 182's poststructuralist "invention," if anyone requires that clarification. With the exception of NOFX, none of these pop punk bands--pop punk being a well established genre of punk music since the 1970s, for fuck's sake, I must remind you--sound exactly like Blink 182. Some are more Ramonesy, more Chicago style, etc. Blink 182 do, however, sound almost exactly like some NOFX songs, because, y'know, they were WRITING A FORM OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA POP PUNK MUSIC THAT WAS WELL ESTABLISHED BEFORE THEY WERE OUT OF FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL.
Blink 182 didn't invent anything. In the interest of full disclosure, they were a halfway decent band, they wrote some hooky stuff, if not exactly my cup of tea. However, they didn't usher us into a poststructualist, ney, even a post-poststructuralsit utopia in which anything is possible--because "pop" and "punk" were finally together despite how mindblowing that is to people without your particular variety of masters degree. Have you ever HEARD "Oh, Oh, I Love Her So" by the Ramones? Seriously. Don't ask John "Rotten" Lydon's opinion. He doesn't fucking know anything. I used to be in grad school myself, and one of the keys to sourcing something halfway decently is to find a source that has the slightest idea what the hell they're talking about. Y'know, this isn't exactly an anti-intellectual thing, because: (A.) You're ignorant, so it doesn't apply; (B.) I'm actually glancing over at my bookshelf at an ol' winner titled Gendered Strife & Confusion. Oh yeah, I've done the grad school thing, chief.
Anyway, the following paragraph implies--if a little late--that he may be talking about popularity and a pop sound rather than a pop sound exclusively, which the earlier part of the essay shows is not in fact true, but I digress & will happily pretend that's the argument:
The core of Rotten’s and others’ resentment of pop punk was in the new prominence of the punk aesthetic in pop culture. The backlash against Blink 182 was the last throes of an identity crisis, a desperate attempt to keep the purity of the old categories by denying the punkness of something popular. But denouncements of pop punk didn’t kill it. Appeals to the virtues of the original punk mentality fell largely on deaf ears.
Whatever, dude. The Ramones tried to break their whole career. They were in movies. Their famous t-shirt is iconic in the US and around the world. They've been on movie & television soundtracks for 30 years. Their earliest albums make it into "top albums of all time" lists all the fucking time. Social D got a shitload of radio play in the 80s and 90s, "Story of My Life" was a video on MTV in 1990, and they were on Sony Records for chrissakes. I should mention "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen was also popular on MTV in those days, although I'm going to guess you've never heard of them either. Screeching Weasel & the Queers sold quite well for punk bands (and remember when what's-his-face from Green Day wore that Screeching Weasel t-shirt for, like, an entire tour back in '94/'95?), and influenced bands all over the place.
Despite the pretentiousness of the essay--which would be fine if you knew what you were talking about, I guess--you have no idea what you're talking about. Really. REALLY. Instead of being offended, take a deep breath and save the cultural studies analysis for something you actually know something about, it tends to work better that way. Then you can actually get away with scoffing at charges of pretentiousness, because your "scholarship" (reminder: we're talking about Blink 182, in case anyone forgot) wouldn't be an abject failure.
In closing, I'd like all of my friends to understand why I'm quite literally about to commit suicide. After reading it, maybe you'll understand. Before shooting myself, I do, of course plan on examining what Wittgenstein might have to say about the dialogue in The Wire teleplays and submitting to Pop Matters, but after that:
The old narratives of “punk”—as philosophically impossible as all narratives, even in its inception—could no longer hold together in light of a radically new culture. The old pop/punk opposition no longer fit, and pop punk, the manifestation of pop culture’s deconstruction, left the constraining categories behind. Blink 182 may be able to do the same for you.
Jesus Christ.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
The Great First Tracks, vol. 2: "I Just Want To Have Something To Do" by The Ramones
Wait a minute, someone might say. If these are truly the GREAT first tracks, how in the hell do you skip over "Blitzkrieg Bop" and choose that song from Rock 'n Roll High School, when the Ramones show up in the back of convertable with Marky playing a set of drums that are clearly in the driver's seat? You're just being difficult. Well, maybe. But do you really WANT me to pick "Blitzkrieg Bop"? Nah, I'm going to stick with "I Just Want to Have Something to Do" off Road to Ruin, the 4th Ramones album and one of the last real ones, or, depending on who you ask, the first fake one.
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To further digress, Rock 'n Roll High School is pretty painful, but hey, it features Ramones, and Joey talking about pizza to some 30 year old woman playing a high school girl. The Ramones were the single most important rock band in the United States. I've only recently come to terms with that, deciding that rock 'n roll could have gone on alright without either the Velvet Underground or the Pixies. CCR and Pavement were nice too. Bob Dylan isn't a group, idiots. I could give a fuck all about the Grateful Dead, who aren't a rock band anyway. All the other best and most important bands of earlier eras were from the UK.
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Without the Ramones, we'd still be listening to that 45 minute dicking around on guitar prog shit, or maybe just Gordon Lightfoot. In 1976, it was all over. Really. Check out the top songs sometime. Actually, you could do that for almost any year after the late 60s including the vast majority of my lifetime, but the mid-70s were particularly awful. Ramones is one of the best and most important albums anywhere, ever, and every band you like today wouldn't exist without it, even if they're cool and fashionable and sensitive and complicated and everything else the Ramones certainly weren't. I'm surrrious. It doesn't even matter if you like them, you'd better recognize objective reality, sucker.
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Anyway, I didn't choose "Blitzkrieg Bop" because it's kind of like answering that your favorite vegetable is iceberg lettuce. Think about it. Additionally, I have nothing to say about that song anymore. No disrespect.
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I also considered "Glad to See You Go" off Leave Home, and even "Rock 'n Roll Radio" off End of the Century. I really do love "Glad to See You Go," but think it doesn't have quite the same impact on a first listen to Side 1, Track 1, considering it took me about 12 years to not skip over it (I'm not sure why). Rocket to Russia's "Cretin Hop": yeah, it's pretty good, but great it's not.
I'm not much of a dancer, nor am I too adept at looking cool in public. That's made even worse when I hear this song, and I will occasionally at the Model in Allston or Roots & Razors, a punk/reggae night at ZuZu's in Central Square. I actually feel the need to throw my fist up in the air, kind of like they do in Rock 'n Roll High School. I can't pull it off, because I really can't pull just about anything off. I'm a 145 pound Jewish boy, Then again, so was Joey, but he had the misfortune of spreading that weight over a 8 foot 11 body.
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What to be said of "I Just Want to Have Something to Do"? It was one of the last truly ballsy punk numbers they recorded, as far as I'm concerned. Having said that, it's nowhere near as raw and raging as their earliest stuff, which is what I always remember when I switch back to something like "Loudmouth" after listening to these later rockers.
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Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
Tonight, Tonight, Well Alright
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
Wait! Now!
Wait! Now!
Wait! Now!
Wait! Now!
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For what it's worth, I still liked them during their tamer middle period--hey, I even think End of the Century was a good album overall. But it ain't like it was.
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I wish the version (track 37 on that there player in the corner) was the full track, but sadly, it is not, breaking up my very lucky streak of full length versions.
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To make up for it, here's the scene from Rock n' Roll High School with the full version!
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Jesus, that movie sucked. I loved it.
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And to answer your question, if I have to pick between Halfway to Sanity and Acid Eaters, I'd choose suicide, because even slowly bleeding out through your wrists has got to be a better option than "I'm Not Jesus." Hey, nothing lasts forever.
Monday, July 7, 2008
He's Famous If Ya Know Him: Richard Buckner
Richard Buckner is not obscure, exactly, but he's one of those artists of whom I own several albums, but no one else I know seems to know him.
Richard Buckner's voice is a bit of an acquired taste. Perhaps it's the fact that his vocal warble makes him sound like he was born with a rare neurological disorder that continues to baffle all of Western science and medicine. I think it was Jackie Mason who once said that no one ever called a potato chip an "acquired taste," but brie is. I think that's supposed to mean that something being an acquired taste means that viscerally it's just not very good. I don't happen to agree, which is unrelated to the fact that Jackie Mason is a right wing psychopath, although I felt like mentioning that anyway.
Okay, so I suppose Richard Buckner has generally fallen under the umbrella of "alt-country." Incidentally, it's funny they call it that, considering it sounds a hell of a lot more like traditional country than the stuff on CMT. I think Toby Keith & Reba are probably closer to being an alternative to real country music, but whatever.
I like Richard Buckner, although I neither own nor have ever heard his first 4 albums, which I recognize is pretty lame.
The first selection is "Julia Miller" off 2000's The Hill, which is kind of like the Winesburg, Ohio (by Sherwood "I influenced Ernest Hemingway, apparently" Anderson) of albums. Or, alternatively, the Our Town of stuff that doesn't bore the shit out of me. It's mostly short biographical sketches of characters from some little town. "Julia Miller," for some reason, has always stuck with me as one of the saddest songs I've ever heard. The full effect requires the music, of course, but the lyrics speak for themselves:
We quarreled that morning
For he was 65
And I was 30 and I was nervous
And heavy with a child
Whose birth I dreaded
I thought over the last letter written me
By that estranged young soul whose betrayal
I had concealed
By marrying the old man
Then I took the morphine
And sat down to read
Across the blackness that came over my eyes
I see the flickering light of these words even now
“And Jesus said unto him, ‘verily I say unto thee: today thou shalt be with me in paradise…’”
Now that I'm in a wonderful mood, the next selection is "Were You Tried And Not As Tough" off 2002's Impasse. This is my favorite Richard Buckner song, and a decent example of his later less purely acoustic material. I love the guitar on this track. This song, as far as I can tell, does not involve the suicide of any pregnant women betrayed by her lover and stuck with a cruel older man in order to protect the lover. Unless it's all in the subtext.
Next up, we have "Invitation" off 2004's Dents & Shells. As someone who only got into Richard Buckner during that year, this is the first of his albums that I ever bought and this was the first track that really stuck out to me. As I always like to say, this track makes Donovan sound like fucking Megadeth.
And lastly, off 2006's Meadow we have "Canyon." What a mid-tempo rock(lite) song! The tempo's right in the middle, that's for sure. And it reminds me of something called rock but only--how to put this--li(gh)ter? Even so, I still like it.
So that's Richard Buckner fer ya. I hope you like it. I'll put up some more varied tracks later in the week.
Tracks 33-36 on yonder player.
Richard Buckner's voice is a bit of an acquired taste. Perhaps it's the fact that his vocal warble makes him sound like he was born with a rare neurological disorder that continues to baffle all of Western science and medicine. I think it was Jackie Mason who once said that no one ever called a potato chip an "acquired taste," but brie is. I think that's supposed to mean that something being an acquired taste means that viscerally it's just not very good. I don't happen to agree, which is unrelated to the fact that Jackie Mason is a right wing psychopath, although I felt like mentioning that anyway.
Okay, so I suppose Richard Buckner has generally fallen under the umbrella of "alt-country." Incidentally, it's funny they call it that, considering it sounds a hell of a lot more like traditional country than the stuff on CMT. I think Toby Keith & Reba are probably closer to being an alternative to real country music, but whatever.
I like Richard Buckner, although I neither own nor have ever heard his first 4 albums, which I recognize is pretty lame.
The first selection is "Julia Miller" off 2000's The Hill, which is kind of like the Winesburg, Ohio (by Sherwood "I influenced Ernest Hemingway, apparently" Anderson) of albums. Or, alternatively, the Our Town of stuff that doesn't bore the shit out of me. It's mostly short biographical sketches of characters from some little town. "Julia Miller," for some reason, has always stuck with me as one of the saddest songs I've ever heard. The full effect requires the music, of course, but the lyrics speak for themselves:
We quarreled that morning
For he was 65
And I was 30 and I was nervous
And heavy with a child
Whose birth I dreaded
I thought over the last letter written me
By that estranged young soul whose betrayal
I had concealed
By marrying the old man
Then I took the morphine
And sat down to read
Across the blackness that came over my eyes
I see the flickering light of these words even now
“And Jesus said unto him, ‘verily I say unto thee: today thou shalt be with me in paradise…’”
Now that I'm in a wonderful mood, the next selection is "Were You Tried And Not As Tough" off 2002's Impasse. This is my favorite Richard Buckner song, and a decent example of his later less purely acoustic material. I love the guitar on this track. This song, as far as I can tell, does not involve the suicide of any pregnant women betrayed by her lover and stuck with a cruel older man in order to protect the lover. Unless it's all in the subtext.
Next up, we have "Invitation" off 2004's Dents & Shells. As someone who only got into Richard Buckner during that year, this is the first of his albums that I ever bought and this was the first track that really stuck out to me. As I always like to say, this track makes Donovan sound like fucking Megadeth.
And lastly, off 2006's Meadow we have "Canyon." What a mid-tempo rock(lite) song! The tempo's right in the middle, that's for sure. And it reminds me of something called rock but only--how to put this--li(gh)ter? Even so, I still like it.
So that's Richard Buckner fer ya. I hope you like it. I'll put up some more varied tracks later in the week.
Tracks 33-36 on yonder player.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
The Great First Tracks, vol. I: "Disorder" by Joy Division
I've decided to add a few entries on a very silly subject: Opening songs on great albums that really floor you. Some of them will be quite famous, I'd imagine, others might be from albums for which I'm one of seven fans.
To celebrate the impending Fourth of July, how about we start with a band from Manchester, UK?
In 1979, Joy Division released their legendary Unknown Pleasures. No "Love Will Tear Us Apart" was not on this album. Actually, that song was never on any proper studio album, it was a single that wasn't released until after Ian Curtis did himself in.
"Disorder" is in my estimation just about the most perfect post-punk song ever recorded. Actually, let me further parse just to say: I actually don't like the last 30 seconds of the song. I'm a young guy who didn't get into punk or post-punk until it was already archaic. Y'know, when Ian Curtis died I was only a month & 1/2 old (but don't worry, I already owned all their albums). So I wasn't around when shit like this was actually new. Even so, it just takes the first moments of the truly trascendent bass line, followed quickly by that "angular" (editor's note: ugggh) guitar to know this wasn't punk rock, but it probably couldn't exist if there hadn't been such a thing. At that moment in 1979, a thousand British wankers with mohawks traded in their safety pins for art school applications. They didn't get in though, becaues their LSAT scores weren't high enough.
I hate to do something so cliche as describe the guitar as "angular," but I suppose I have to surrender to the dumb vocabulary of music critics. And maybe that is the best word for it. Although perhaps if I call them "purple monkey dishwasher guitars" for long enough that bullshit will make some sort of sense to people too. I've still never used "shimmering" or "shoegazery" in any seriousness, so at least some ramparts have yet to fall.
Forget about 2008 for a moment, even though I don't think this song has lost any of its relevance or appeal. Interpol's career is climbing out of the grave, just wishing it had written this song. But imagine it's 1979, you bring Unknown Pleasures home from the chip shop where you bought it as a side order for your fish & a pint of Tetley's, you go home, jump into a bathtub filled with Old Speckled Hen and Drambuie, watch the Benny Hill news hour on BBC14, and the needle hits this record. Side 1, Track 1: "Disorder." Hey, it forced me to pay attention when I heard it when I was 19 in anno domini 1999. I can only imagine what it did when the radio (note: BBC1115) was playing "A Little More Love" by Olivia Newton-John all the fucking time.
Track 32 on yonder player.
To celebrate the impending Fourth of July, how about we start with a band from Manchester, UK?
In 1979, Joy Division released their legendary Unknown Pleasures. No "Love Will Tear Us Apart" was not on this album. Actually, that song was never on any proper studio album, it was a single that wasn't released until after Ian Curtis did himself in.
"Disorder" is in my estimation just about the most perfect post-punk song ever recorded. Actually, let me further parse just to say: I actually don't like the last 30 seconds of the song. I'm a young guy who didn't get into punk or post-punk until it was already archaic. Y'know, when Ian Curtis died I was only a month & 1/2 old (but don't worry, I already owned all their albums). So I wasn't around when shit like this was actually new. Even so, it just takes the first moments of the truly trascendent bass line, followed quickly by that "angular" (editor's note: ugggh) guitar to know this wasn't punk rock, but it probably couldn't exist if there hadn't been such a thing. At that moment in 1979, a thousand British wankers with mohawks traded in their safety pins for art school applications. They didn't get in though, becaues their LSAT scores weren't high enough.
I hate to do something so cliche as describe the guitar as "angular," but I suppose I have to surrender to the dumb vocabulary of music critics. And maybe that is the best word for it. Although perhaps if I call them "purple monkey dishwasher guitars" for long enough that bullshit will make some sort of sense to people too. I've still never used "shimmering" or "shoegazery" in any seriousness, so at least some ramparts have yet to fall.
Forget about 2008 for a moment, even though I don't think this song has lost any of its relevance or appeal. Interpol's career is climbing out of the grave, just wishing it had written this song. But imagine it's 1979, you bring Unknown Pleasures home from the chip shop where you bought it as a side order for your fish & a pint of Tetley's, you go home, jump into a bathtub filled with Old Speckled Hen and Drambuie, watch the Benny Hill news hour on BBC14, and the needle hits this record. Side 1, Track 1: "Disorder." Hey, it forced me to pay attention when I heard it when I was 19 in anno domini 1999. I can only imagine what it did when the radio (note: BBC1115) was playing "A Little More Love" by Olivia Newton-John all the fucking time.
Track 32 on yonder player.
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