Three More Short Poems

romance
i’ve had so many girls
file restraining orders against me
that I can no longer be
within 500 feet
of anywhere

classic cinema
there’s a line in employee of the month
where jessica simpson says
“you employees of the month are all the same”
it was then that I knew
that everything Muammar Qaddafi ever said about America
was true

existentialism
to paraphrase
jean paul sartre once said
time is too large, it can't be filled up
i'm going to guess
that he never had to fill out
student health insurance forms