More Short Poems

career ambitions
you could make a lot of money
as a throat surgeon
who specialized in
death metal singers
not because singing like that
must hurt their throats so badly
but because
if you just take out their voiceboxes
i'd probably pay you like a million dollars

puppies
rolling around
with furry little puppies
climbing on your face
probably isn't so fun
if you've got contact determititis

the nauru national anthem
this country may only be 8 miles long
and have 9 thousand people
but we needed to be free
because australia's filled with assholes
and queen elizabeth ii makes the marshall islands
look like the federated states of micronesia
if you catch our drift