And Here's One, Plus One

reflections on boredom
people talk about
"being bored to death"
like it's such a bad thing
but if you've got to go
it sounds a lot better
than hemorrhagic fever

in honor of our founding fathers
if our founding fathers
had ever seen
the fast and the furious: tokyo drift
they probably would have called off
this whole country
and then nuked japan
oh wait
that second part actually happened